Not all good ideas are BIG ideas.

Some are loosies, one-offs, little bits of workaday craft. I’ve been writing professionally for over a decade, and honestly, I’ve lost most of my work to the trash bin of time. I mean, who keeps all this stuff? I’m not a hoarder, you know? Anyway, presented here without much in the way of commentary are some pleasant single emails, minor branding moments, an odd interview, a surprising amount of pizza-related work, and a parodic poem pun featuring Charlie Brown. Really, if you’ve made it this far into this thing and you’re still reading… I don’t even know. Thanks? I’m sorry? I will say, you have to know I would never blather on like this about myself in real life. My god.